The Knight Life by Keith Knight for November 21, 2024
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Transcript:
Dexters Gig!! Son!! IM putting together my concert rider...do you want anything? Its a list of outrageous demands that a performer gives to a venue before a show...So far, I have marinated chupacabra tips, the cast of "downtown Abbey" and a corpse flower in bloom...go ahead! ask for anything and they gotta get it!! How about world peace? Cmon son,,,take advantage of this How about a pony?
face.less_b about 1 month ago
Whirled peas sounds reasonable. If they give you mashed, you trash the place.
John Wiley Premium Member about 1 month ago
No brown M&Ms. (Van Halen used this clause in their contracts so they could tell at a glance whether the contract had been followed. They cancelled at least two shows because of it.)
grocks about 1 month ago
Dream big
NolaMan about 1 month ago
a pony, no thanks I can handle a full size beer!
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Someone demanded all the green M & Ms be removed from the pound or so he otherwise demanded.