Wow, Marjie, savage burn on Marcell! But why are you checking out a high school boy’s physique so closely? Are they any adults with any morals in Milford?
And speaking of morals, if you enjoy Mopped Up Thorp, you may be lacking in them as well.
In all reality, P4 and also Marjie I’ve added a new improvement to our locker room ,Alexa turn on the hot showers. Now we don’t have to wait to get soaped up. Gee Gil that’s neat I’d like to have a private demonstration sometime soon.
We miss the really interesting stuff on account of there not being a Sunday strip. By Monday Marcell will already have shown Marjie the muscle he’s added, so we miss the “reveal”. And it’s really impressive, too. Mimi has already asked Marcell whether he’d be interested in working in the field of swimming pool maintenance.
Wow, after her major Chet scoop, Marjie has become quite the adversarial reporter. Time was, she was just a stenographer for Gil, passing on his starting lineups and comments to Star readers. Maybe she should dig into the coverup surrounding billboardgate, in which most of last year’s team got away with attempted vandalism.
Gil realizing the moment of soundly beating the crap out of Valley Tech and Coach Drool is over, gives his undivided attention (tsk, tsk) to cub reporter Ducey. He ‘s only 60% there announcing this season’s basketball starting lineup. Who are the guards, Tiki (The Torch) Jansen and 5’8" Hiawatha James?
If Marcell Irby can be a poor man’s Clyde Bean, The ’larks will contend for The Valley crown.
cuttersjock about 5 years ago
P3: …a saucy Marjie angles for her own shower tour…
kdizzle about 5 years ago
On the other side of town Marty is approaching an opener.
Ravenswing about 5 years ago
I kinda think that P4 isn’t fit for a family newspaper …
Mopman about 5 years ago
Wow, Marjie, savage burn on Marcell! But why are you checking out a high school boy’s physique so closely? Are they any adults with any morals in Milford?
And speaking of morals, if you enjoy Mopped Up Thorp, you may be lacking in them as well.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Mr Reality about 5 years ago
In all reality, P4 and also Marjie I’ve added a new improvement to our locker room ,Alexa turn on the hot showers. Now we don’t have to wait to get soaped up. Gee Gil that’s neat I’d like to have a private demonstration sometime soon.
ksronlinemedia about 5 years ago
Old Marj just activated everyone’s Creepometer.
TheBrownStarfish about 5 years ago
P1, Scrappers, coach speak for not very good.
P2, Not that I know who Marcel Irby is but I’ve heard the name in the showers.
P3, Marjie is interested in one muscle and one muscle only.
jslabotnik about 5 years ago
P2: Was that ball made in Russia? Looks like Cyrillic text. Looks like Marcell has a 20 foot vertical. I believe I can fly…
P3: an early Christmas gift to us commenters from Rubin & Whigham?
thejudge about 5 years ago
“In his shorts…”
Irish53 about 5 years ago
P 4: “….wouldn’t you like to know, you old perv…”
bearwku82 about 5 years ago
P1- Marjie puts that bowl she took home from The Copywrite Café to good use with that classic hairdo.
P2- Why wouldn’t GilPa recruit Marcel to play receiver for the football team? Much like Cortez Beecher, GT not taking advantage of his resources.
P3- Marjie does her Marla Hooch impression. Ready for The Sudsbucket.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 5 years ago
We miss the really interesting stuff on account of there not being a Sunday strip. By Monday Marcell will already have shown Marjie the muscle he’s added, so we miss the “reveal”. And it’s really impressive, too. Mimi has already asked Marcell whether he’d be interested in working in the field of swimming pool maintenance.
hifirick1953 about 5 years ago
Marj is ready for her close-up.
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham about 5 years ago
Wow, after her major Chet scoop, Marjie has become quite the adversarial reporter. Time was, she was just a stenographer for Gil, passing on his starting lineups and comments to Star readers. Maybe she should dig into the coverup surrounding billboardgate, in which most of last year’s team got away with attempted vandalism.
James St. John Smythe about 5 years ago
Here I thought DeMarco’s associates were the muscle.
Irish53 about 5 years ago
P 4: “…. hey lady!…..ziiiip….. right here…. that’s where….” and just like that, Gil loses a starter for sexual harassment
bearwku82 about 5 years ago
Gil realizing the moment of soundly beating the crap out of Valley Tech and Coach Drool is over, gives his undivided attention (tsk, tsk) to cub reporter Ducey. He ‘s only 60% there announcing this season’s basketball starting lineup. Who are the guards, Tiki (The Torch) Jansen and 5’8" Hiawatha James?
If Marcell Irby can be a poor man’s Clyde Bean, The ’larks will contend for The Valley crown.