Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 10, 2020

Sorry about that stupid spell check. It should have read catchfish.

I detect a predator…..that devious grin…..

perhaps a catfishing dogfish…

In a way it wasn’t completely a lie.

Well, he’s a cool cat. Does that count?

He did say he wanted to go out for a bite.

singing

“Oh, the shark babe, has such teeth, dear.

And it shows them pearly white…"

Kevin O’Leary from Shark Tank.

No, Minnow. I said you’d been catfished.

Not, where.. liked catfish

[Knock, knock! ] “Candy gram.”

I’d hope for a Kingfish, catfish are slimy and we were told to cut their throat and throw the corpse on shore. For in-depth reporting watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofl95KtNnlw

Another photo-shopped representation?

He just omitted that he was a Lawyer.

And…I thought you were a female?

she’s so naive – anyone can see he’s fishy…