It might as well be a pig, cause “happy as a pig” is as complete and accurate as “happy as a clam.”
The two clams on the there don’t look very happy.
That’s a sweet deal! Clams are expensive!!!
At least its not a barrel full of monkeys.
Or a bag of hammers.
How many clams willIt cost me?
Time foh some chowdah!
McMussels…
If it was actually fried clams, I’d be happy with that meal.
Who started the “happy as a clam” thing? How can there possibly any truth to it?
Lunch on the Cape.
Mmm…steamers…
I’ve never knowingly eaten a clam.
I wonder where that saying came from.. a clam pretty well always has sand in it.. and that just has to create an itch you can’t scratch
I’m hoping those are fresh or they’re really going to stink!
Don’t have a sea-zure : > ]
Clams are filter feeders. Thanks, but none for me.
A bucket of steamed clams and a beer is a happy meal.
Is the commentator in the corner there to explain the joke, and forestall all the “I don’t get it” comments?
Ralph, I don’t anybody has ever asked the clams about that.
Careful, for their size they spit 10 times further than a camel. Delight your friends.
now he’s feeling crabby…
if he eats them will he feel clammy…?
Clams got legs!
The world is his oyster
I think the complete saying is “Happy as a clam at high tide.”
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It might as well be a pig, cause “happy as a pig” is as complete and accurate as “happy as a clam.”
allen@home almost 5 years ago
The two clams on the there don’t look very happy.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
That’s a sweet deal! Clams are expensive!!!
Radish... almost 5 years ago
At least its not a barrel full of monkeys.
silverking1953 almost 5 years ago
Or a bag of hammers.
ljfuson Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How many clams willIt cost me?
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
Time foh some chowdah!
J Quest almost 5 years ago
McMussels…
ChristopherSutler almost 5 years ago
If it was actually fried clams, I’d be happy with that meal.
favm almost 5 years ago
Who started the “happy as a clam” thing? How can there possibly any truth to it?
vics_machine Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Lunch on the Cape.
Mmm…steamers…
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
I’ve never knowingly eaten a clam.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I wonder where that saying came from.. a clam pretty well always has sand in it.. and that just has to create an itch you can’t scratch
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’m hoping those are fresh or they’re really going to stink!
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
Don’t have a sea-zure : > ]
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Clams are filter feeders. Thanks, but none for me.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
A bucket of steamed clams and a beer is a happy meal.
paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Is the commentator in the corner there to explain the joke, and forestall all the “I don’t get it” comments?
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Ralph, I don’t anybody has ever asked the clams about that.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Careful, for their size they spit 10 times further than a camel. Delight your friends.
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
now he’s feeling crabby…
if he eats them will he feel clammy…?
Radish... almost 5 years ago
Clams got legs!
Earthling Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The world is his oyster
humorist54 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I think the complete saying is “Happy as a clam at high tide.”