Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 25, 2020

Look at my face, that hurts!

Is “Gen Z” even CAPABLE of having an old fashioned, voice conversation-you know, one that doesn’t involve technology? ;-/

For the love of God, why?

It’s the only way to communicate. One can’t read facial expressions in a text.

My only problem with eye contact is that I get self conscious forget what I was about to say.

No, that might involve looking at something other then that damn screen…

Consuming all that social media really hones the social skills, eh.

what is this “look up” you speak of?

Send that to him in a text message.

Maybe it’s time for chin tucks 101.

Get with the times “dad”.. this is so much easier.. no need to get fancy clothes.. learn flowery words.. bathe.. and gratification is only a few clicks away.

There’s a nap for that.

Ummm, I’m sorry, Dad. We’re you saying something?

Sorry, pretty much passé in the ’60s.