Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 21, 2019

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Poor Rudolph. Can’t even make an honest living.

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    just slip the cop a couple bucks and they can be on their way…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    But occifer, I can’t seem to get my balance….

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    Jml58  almost 5 years ago

    Rudolph just need some gløg.

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    Well, that and entering locked houses by way of the chimney.

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    bryce.gear  almost 5 years ago

    Wait a minute, Santa lands on rooftops and doesn’t use roads. So how did they get pulled over?

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    zerotvus  almost 5 years ago

    you’re right ossifer,i can’t waalk that white line. but i think i can snort it…..

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    Prey  almost 5 years ago

    Sprinkle him with pixie dust and tie him on the back like a helium balloon.

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    ratickle  almost 5 years ago

    How far is that in real distance?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    I laughed, the cop laughed, I need bail money.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    Poor Rudolph suffers from Rosacea.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    WC Fields as Santa Claus would be an interesting take.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Deer straits..dire straits…something like that.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    He’s been havin’ too much fun with those reindeer games.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    Wait till the cop find out they were just at a stag party.

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    harvey812abc  almost 5 years ago

    Better check the Blitzen too – His nose is white!

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 5 years ago

    It’s not bad enough he has that birth defect, but now he is being harassed by “The Man”?

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