That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 06, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    Desperate measures taken by orchestra to increase attendance.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “I’ve got those cold nipple blues.”

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    Strob  about 5 years ago

    Can’t go wrong with sex and violins.

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    Papared25  about 5 years ago

    Juliet’s rendition of Fiddler on the Roof was average at best, but she still got an aroused ovation.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    She just finished playing her variation of Bob Hope’s theme. Calls it “Thanks for the mammaries”

    But this is nothing! Just wait until you see and hear her performance of Aire on a G-String!

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    once again daphne mutters, where is ariadne? the promoter’s not gonna pay us if our nude drummer keeps no-showing…

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    Kind&Kinder  about 5 years ago

    “Don’t string me along; I just want to fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about, Uncle Ernie!”

    —(apologies to The Who)

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    jbrobo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Jane hated it when the air conditioner broke,but the concert goers didn’t seem to mind.

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    orinoco womble  about 5 years ago

    “I keep telling him, it’s the Devil went down to Georgia.”

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    MS72  about 5 years ago

    “Don’t mess with me.”

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    rmremail  about 5 years ago

    Thank god, she finally fell asleep. Crazy aunt Emma would come out half dressed during Thanksgiving and start ‘playing’. It sounded like she was strangling a cat – nobody could talk until, after her third glass of wine, she inevitably fell asleep.

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    jbrobo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Musicians have their own way of playing strip poker.

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    J Short  about 5 years ago

    Paga, was the first to experiment with lap steel violin.

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    jel354  about 5 years ago

    The only classical Burlesque review in town.

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    markmoss1  about 5 years ago

    That doesn’t look like a woman to me.

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    cdward  about 5 years ago

    First the conductor tells her to take it from the top and then the g-string breaks….

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    Bruce was very happy with his breast augmentation, but found he now tired easily, when he was fiddling around.

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    Bookworm  about 5 years ago

    The Green Hornet wondered why he was hearing violin music while motoring through town in the Black Beauty. He thought he’d asked his driver for a take-out “pizza Kato.”

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    lagoulou  about 5 years ago

    She was tired of playing second fiddle to uncle Nero as Rome burned….

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    Reader  about 5 years ago

    Number 9 of Scenes from a Laundromat.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 5 years ago

    She knew what the work was about/ and the outcome was never in doubt/ but she let the chips fall/ and gave it her all./At the end, she was simply"played out".

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    Rev Phnk Ey  about 5 years ago

    Looks like Paga -ta ta’s to me.

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    thebashfulone  about 5 years ago

    I’m goin’ to Lou’siana with a . . .damn! Where is my banjo? And what happened to my clothes?

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    Another Take  about 5 years ago

    Paganana hated when she dozed during the piano interlude only to awake to find that the rest of the violin section had undressed her yet again.

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    Boris know there would be side effects from the steroids, but he wasn’t expecting THIS (THESE?)!

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    PoodleGroomer  about 5 years ago

    Her playing animated the audience and her.

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 5 years ago

    A Musician

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Thomas_Wilmer_Dewing_-_A_Musician.jpg 

    has info and links that point to info about this roughly B4 paper size painting.

     

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/dewing_thomas_wilmer.html 

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=1727 

    https://www.philamuseum.org/collections/permanent/48519.html 

    https://www.wikiart.org/en/thomas-dewing 

    https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/d/dewing/biograph.html 

    https://americanart.si.edu/artist/thomas-wilmer-dewing-1247 

    http://www.artnet.com/artists/thomas-wilmer-dewing/biography 

    https://www.msfineart.com/artists/thomas-wilmer-dewing-2/ 

    https://collection.crystalbridges.org/people/31/thomas-wilmer-dewing 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2344 (December 5, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 5 years ago

    “Bounce them baby bewbies, oh bounce them baby bewbies… .. dang, I’ve to to come up with a better lyric.. OH…. YODEL-ADY-HOOOOOO..”

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Turns out that Brahms Lullaby for Violins really works.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 5 years ago

    She thought it was “Bra’s Lullaby”…

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    stamps  about 5 years ago

    Stop fiddling with yourself.

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    Jml58  about 5 years ago

    Not to be confused with her sister Paga-No-No.

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    anomaly  about 5 years ago

    It took many tries, but Shirley finally came up with a method for getting the violin away from that horrible musician.

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    Bored bare-breasted beauty on her brief bow break.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    This one time … at band camp … Dang it! Why do people fall asleep when I tell this story any more?

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