Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 16, 2019

Home delivery offered on bulk orders!

how much extra, Liō, for the tree branch arms?

If he is at the top of a hill, he can deliver one just by rolling it downhill to the buyer’s house.

How much for Frosty’s top hat?

Once again, why is all of the snow still on the ground? Where did the snow-people come from if he didn’t use any from the earth around him?

Well, Lio’s got the “supply” down pat, now all he needs is the “demand”…

Where did he find coal these days? I can only think of some place like W. Virginia or maybe Pennsylvania.

What, going for the profit instead of an army of undead rampaging snowmen? Lio is slipping.

Profits will be donated to the “Give Lio Snowshoes” fund.

Anna: Do you want to build a snowman? Elsa: Here’s $7, go buy one from Lio.

Only if you can guarantee it can be delivered on June 20th at 5:44pm.

Snow Monsters – 24 hours notice required.

I’m sure that there will be some who will contest it. But my understanding has always been that the plural of person is people, not persons. Yes, I know that people also refers to a specific group of individuals who have something in common. That said, I don’t frequent this particular strip (just passing by), so I won’t see any possible rebuttals, anyway.

I’d like to see him try and deliver them.

Lio the Master Entrepreneur strikes again! I wonder how many potential customers are actually lazy enough to pay for Pre-fab Snow Persons, including the extra bits?

I’m surprised they are not Snow Goons. Calvin might be interested.

You really could not make this many snowmen in your yard. And there would be tracks all over where the snow was lifted up exposing the grass.

that’s just extortion