Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 20, 2019

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    garcoa  almost 5 years ago

    The server has an enlarged prostate?

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Say no more. I’ve had a Twitch-y sphincter before.

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    wiatr  almost 5 years ago

    And my grandson accuses me of telling bad puns!

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This so cosmically funny on several levels — one of which is that anybody under 30 will not get it.

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    Nachikethass  almost 5 years ago

    Drips – they’re called drips!

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    There’s a thesis in here somewhere: Ways to increase internet throughput using insights gained from prostate surgery maybe.

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    gutbloom  almost 5 years ago

    In the flow of the tubes, Netflix is a kidney stone.

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    jbrobo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I just shared this strip with my son in law who is a urologist. I go to a female urologist….. smaller fingers.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Let me know….I’ll be in the men’s room…

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Needs to update her plan to 4G-whizz…

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    Brain Pudding  almost 5 years ago

    Yes, and you will be notified by the server in about two hours that another stream is coming…

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    paul  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, urine trouble now.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Do not use the “s” word when talking to a patient like that!

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    DoktorScheisskopf  almost 5 years ago

    “Hello, this is the Urology Department. Could you hold, please?”

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    VT8/VF84  almost 5 years ago

    DR.Pepper Bottles, had it right just 12 hours early, 10/2/4

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    dsom8  almost 5 years ago

    Most of the Urology staff where I am treated are young and female. And one of the offices has a bubbling water fountain in the waiting room.I also have more sympathy for my internet provider after today’s cartoon.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Piss on that. I’m leaving.

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    paranormal  almost 5 years ago

    Tell him how to repair his credit while you’re waiting…

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When I used to use chat “rooms”, instead of saying “brb” (be right back), I would type “I’ve got to download a data stream”.

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    Havel  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe they should get one of their IT whizzes to fix it?

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    Jml58  almost 5 years ago

    Pee-U.

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    I can still write my name in the snow except it is in Morse code now.

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    hope he doesn’t get pissed off…

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    namelocdet  almost 5 years ago

    He must be in his 50’s… “face palm”…

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    dbhaddix  almost 5 years ago

    @ivy valory. Are you saying those under 30 are pee brained?

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