God doesn’t want your germs.
All dogs go to heaven. And apparently their fleas.
Too late!
“Are you sure we’re in the right line?”
The price to be paid to get your wings …
If they’re getting wings, maybe they need flew shots.
Trust me — getting the flu is even worse when you’re dead.
I guess this isn’t 1918. The line would be longer and the sign would say “vacunas contra la gripe”
Oh, I get it. It’s saintly to get vaccinated so you’re not contagious.
I’m going to Heaven! I’m going to Heaven! I got mine last Thursday!
B-b-but the True Believers are exempt from accursed vaccinations! :-o
“A flea and a fly in a flue were wondering what to do. Let us flea said the fly, let us fly said the flea, so they flew thru a flaw in the flue.”
And if you still don’t want one we have an express elevator for you. Down.
Should say Fly Shots- How angels get their wings.
Karma for the anti-vaxxers?
What the hell.
Should have thought of that before you died.
I thought that all on that path were to be free of all mortal ills. . . . .
Guess I’m not going to Heaven.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
God doesn’t want your germs.
Dirty Dragon almost 5 years ago
All dogs go to heaven. And apparently their fleas.
Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Too late!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Are you sure we’re in the right line?”
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
The price to be paid to get your wings …
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
If they’re getting wings, maybe they need flew shots.
rmercer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Trust me — getting the flu is even worse when you’re dead.
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
I guess this isn’t 1918. The line would be longer and the sign would say “vacunas contra la gripe”
William Robbins Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oh, I get it. It’s saintly to get vaccinated so you’re not contagious.
well-i-never almost 5 years ago
I’m going to Heaven! I’m going to Heaven! I got mine last Thursday!
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
B-b-but the True Believers are exempt from accursed vaccinations! :-o
mountainclimber almost 5 years ago
“A flea and a fly in a flue were wondering what to do. Let us flea said the fly, let us fly said the flea, so they flew thru a flaw in the flue.”
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And if you still don’t want one we have an express elevator for you. Down.
1ecrae almost 5 years ago
Should say Fly Shots- How angels get their wings.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Karma for the anti-vaxxers?
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
What the hell.
danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Should have thought of that before you died.
1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I thought that all on that path were to be free of all mortal ills. . . . .
pshea almost 5 years ago
Guess I’m not going to Heaven.