Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 28, 2019

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    Macushlalondra  almost 5 years ago

    Heat it in the microwave for 15 seconds. If that doesn’t work dunk it in coffee and consider it a cookie.

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    Nachikethass  almost 5 years ago

    But he’ll still eat it!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    With us if it’s been stale for a week, out it goes. You can always get fresh ones.

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    dadoctah  almost 5 years ago

    Dunk it to restore freshness.

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    therese_callahan2002  almost 5 years ago

    Even at Dunkin, the donuts and coffee are disposed of after a time limit.

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    Some people just do not listen.

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    Auntie Socialist  almost 5 years ago

    Doughnuts don’t get stale. They just get crunchy.

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    e.groves  almost 5 years ago

    A donut over a day old in their house? I don’t believe it.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    If it ain’t green and fuzzy, it’s fine.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  almost 5 years ago

    nuke for about 30 seconds wrapped in a paper towel

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    namelocdet  almost 5 years ago

    That’s what microwaves are for!

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  almost 5 years ago

    Just pop it in the microwave for 7 seconds.

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    zmech13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I actually kinda like end of the day donuts (after still warm fresh ones).

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    OK, you know this is fiction, there’s way a donut in that house would ever make it to stale.

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    BlueKnight1966  almost 5 years ago

    How does a donut last a week in the Drabble household? The box must have been hidden in a sealed compartment of which Ralph has no knowledge and scent cannot escape.

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    DaveQuinn  almost 5 years ago

    Around Ralph, donuts do not last long enough to get stale

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    Jaythor  7 months ago

    Ridiculous. As if there would possibly be a donut left in that house longer than an hour.

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