In Security by Bea R. for December 13, 2019

‘Kelly’ and ‘Mr. Moustachio’ glimpsed in the background of Panel #1. ✨❤️✨

The full wedding crowd will not fit a daily single full sized panel.

Waiting with bated breath.

Because waiting with baited breath would be too darn fishy.

Don’t throw rice at Weddings it’s bad for the birds. Throw bird seed instead.

‘rice throws’ sounds a lot like 1980’s era Joe Montana practice drills.

At that rate of rice fire power and ammunition capacity, I would guess they each have about a 3 second burst to work with….

You’re not allowed to throw rice anymore. Birds eat it and then swell up and ‘splode. I swear, they’re taking all the fun out of marriage.

Well when you’re old and have arthritis you’ve gotta get creative.

Not sure if it’s true but heard rice kills pigeons, even if it’s not don’t worry, Ow can do that! XD

These two are aware the point is to sprinkle the newlyweds with rice, not to fire it at them, just like at a baptism, sprinkle, not fire with sacred super-soakers.

Wait, per second? That might actually be lethal…

Farm Report: Business watchers are still speculating as to the cause of rice futures going up 350 percent…

Charlene’s firm grip casts her as the bad cop

Michaela throws rice. Mom tells her to stop.

Hubbs clutches Duke. We do not have to guess

Soon to see Ellie in her wedding dress.

Have we met these two little weirdos before? Can’t remember everything in the continuity…

Did Sedine find the Wedding Rings? That is the question.

Lesson of today’s strip: Your never too old to do dumb fun things.

Now Michaela knows what she wants for Christmas.

Hey! You’re celebrating their wedding, not trying to kill them!

Besides, NewPatriot778 is right. Those super soakers should be loaded with bird seed.

I feel dermal abrasions and eye trauma coming…

Ahh, got excited for a second. Thought they were splattershot pistols.