Ah, the Christian Holy Trinity, God the accountant, God the lawyer and God the executioner.
My wife and I have a good relationship. We don’t keep score. There is no ledger sheet where we record “good” deeds and “bad” deeds and decide on whether to like the other person based on a positive balance. I know when I am in the dog house with my wife without being told.
I figure that by the time you get to the pearly gates, you’ll know where you belong.
I’m surprised there are no Russian trolls trying to spin this away from what it’s obviously about. I mean, there’s no way anyone could possibly make this comic about Obama or Hillary, but that never stopped them before.
Dtroutma almost 5 years ago
Well he won’t have to worry about seeing his lawyer if he does get in there.
Watcher almost 5 years ago
No lawyer in Heaven is going to get you out of this one. They are all in Hell so you lost.
keenanthelibrarian almost 5 years ago
He’s on a hidin’ to nothin’.
Bryan Farht almost 5 years ago
That’s how you scare Christians.
paddy almost 5 years ago
Eh, just give him a few alternative facts!
eastern.woods.metal almost 5 years ago
How’s that old joke go?
God and the Devil get into an argument and God says he’ll sue. And the Devil replies " Good luck trying to find a lawyer, I have them all "
llong65 almost 5 years ago
was he buried with his i-phone? and how is service from heaven to call his lawyer?
For a Just and Peaceful World almost 5 years ago
Same with “When you realize you need a new President”.
david_42 almost 5 years ago
When your lawyer’s lawyer’s lawyer has been indicted …
Jimmyk939 almost 5 years ago
See ya!!! Sucks to be ya!!!
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
Yup, that’s a trumpbot for you…
zzeek almost 5 years ago
Giuliani has put on a little weight over the holidays.
dflak almost 5 years ago
Ah, the Christian Holy Trinity, God the accountant, God the lawyer and God the executioner.
My wife and I have a good relationship. We don’t keep score. There is no ledger sheet where we record “good” deeds and “bad” deeds and decide on whether to like the other person based on a positive balance. I know when I am in the dog house with my wife without being told.
I figure that by the time you get to the pearly gates, you’ll know where you belong.
sonnygreen almost 5 years ago
Well God say’s: “Hell’s Bell’s”
unfair.de almost 5 years ago
The peaceful time of Chistmas seems to influence this here. 21 comments and only 5 are political. And none is scalding. Hope for the new year.
nikpromo almost 5 years ago
GOING DOWN, DOWN, DOWN……
Linguist almost 5 years ago
Note to Self: Remember NEVER, EVER hire your brother-in-law as your attorney!!!!!!
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Then there was the lawyer who tried to sue his way into Heaven.
He forgot who the Judge is.
Rev Phnk Ey almost 5 years ago
they didn’t offer courses in schmevidence when I went to law school. wish they had
dadlivonia almost 5 years ago
I want to know what WIFI he uses that can call from there
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Perhaps you’d like to join your lawyer?
patrickab7 almost 5 years ago
A whole lot of people are gonna be really surprised by where they end up in the afterlife.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
What part about supreme power don’t you understand?
caring55 almost 5 years ago
I think the rules are that “they” make the rules and “they” don’t have to let you in
alexius23 almost 5 years ago
The Hell you say….
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
He’ll wind up taking his case to a much lower court.
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
That’s a paddlin’.
bakana almost 5 years ago
He’s Rudy Giuliani’s other client?
Daeder almost 5 years ago
I’m surprised there are no Russian trolls trying to spin this away from what it’s obviously about. I mean, there’s no way anyone could possibly make this comic about Obama or Hillary, but that never stopped them before.
locake almost 5 years ago
Donnie and Rudy will end up in the same place for eternity. They deserve each other.
1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And it’s going to take a LOT more than cash to bribe the judge here. . . . Just Sayin’.
james.moriarty4 almost 5 years ago
Hey! I am lawyer and I am a very righteous person!