From Emo Phillips as a child, on visiting a school psychologist:
“…then he gave me a chocolate Easter bunny, and this shows you how tricky these guys are - it was nowhere near Easter. I said, ‘Is this a test?’ and he said it was, so I said, ‘All right, what does it mean?’
He told me that if I had eaten the ears first it meant I was normal, if I had eaten the tail first it meant I had latent homosexual tendencies, and if I had eaten the chest first it meant I had an Oedipus complex.
So I said, ‘Okay, what does it mean when I bite out the eyes and scream Stop staring at me!!?
‘It means you have a tendency towards self-destruction.’
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Paranoia is a perfectly rational response to the socially networked society.
pamlicorat over 13 years ago
He is planning a surprise party for you and is trying to get Racheal Ray to jump out of the cake.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 13 years ago
Staring is caring
runar over 13 years ago
From Emo Phillips as a child, on visiting a school psychologist:
“…then he gave me a chocolate Easter bunny, and this shows you how tricky these guys are - it was nowhere near Easter. I said, ‘Is this a test?’ and he said it was, so I said, ‘All right, what does it mean?’
He told me that if I had eaten the ears first it meant I was normal, if I had eaten the tail first it meant I had latent homosexual tendencies, and if I had eaten the chest first it meant I had an Oedipus complex.
So I said, ‘Okay, what does it mean when I bite out the eyes and scream Stop staring at me!!?
‘It means you have a tendency towards self-destruction.’
‘What do you recommend?’
’Go for it!’”