The Doozies by Tom Gammill for February 21, 2011

Does the Nixon cone come with an optional cover-up?

I am proud to be an American on President’s day. I celebrate Millard Fillmore (remember him from 5th grade), Tricky Dick Nixon, Gerry Ford, and my all time favorite, Jimmy Carter. Makes your heart swell with pride. And if you come to Honest Lew’s Autos today, I could have you driving home in a Pinto or Vega tonight. As Honest Abe said, :There’s one born every minute.”

then there’s the ‘dubya’ —dipped in stupid, covered with nuts

or the ‘reagan’– ,dipped in teflon and covered with M & M’s

or the ‘ford’, dipped in clumsy, covered with pardons

or the ‘clinton’, dipped in monica—

If he does Taft, he’s gonna need a bigger cone.

Hey, I ordered a George H.W. Bush and you gave me a George W. Bush!

“The Dick!”

Last panel: hey, they finally came out with Pralines ‘n’ Dick ice cream. (Wayne’s World [the movie] reference.)