Pierre had dressed formally with a crown but, even with the sash, he still didn’t feel like the crown princess who would one day be…..well, we needn’t get too far ahead of ourselves!
She’s a column of alabaster/ her portraitist clearly a master/ yet however he tries/ the cruel truth to disguise/ from the neck up, the girl’s a disaster.
(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting. Other versions has strip coloration.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2349 (December 12, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Looked her up from the painting title. Sad story – she married the King of Spain in January, 1878 and died of typhoid that June, shortly after turning 18.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
The royal Tinder account no one swiped right.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sofia like to dress up a bit for the women’s bowling night.
Strob almost 5 years ago
“From your comments on my crown and my looks, I presume you don’t recognize a zip gun when you see one“.
Papared25 almost 5 years ago
“Yes, those are the living room drapes attached to my bum. What’s your point?”
santa72404 almost 5 years ago
When Hermione said Harry was a drag he proved her right.
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
her name was maria de las mercedes, but truth be told, the guys all called her “de las edsels”…
Kind&Kinder almost 5 years ago
Pierre had dressed formally with a crown but, even with the sash, he still didn’t feel like the crown princess who would one day be…..well, we needn’t get too far ahead of ourselves!
Egrayjames almost 5 years ago
“It’s not vibrating. Will someone please bring her ‘Royal Hynesty’ some AA batteries for this thing?”
rmremail almost 5 years ago
Marie was a Poser.
rmremail almost 5 years ago
Caroline’s aspiration in life was to be the perfect accessory for any room.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
She’s a column of alabaster/ her portraitist clearly a master/ yet however he tries/ the cruel truth to disguise/ from the neck up, the girl’s a disaster.
Unlicensed Bozo almost 5 years ago
It’s a MAN baby!
J Short almost 5 years ago
Carol, in a lame effort to be risqué, and shows some toe.
julianhoward Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“We need to talk about this pregnancy kit I found in the trash”
aerotica69 almost 5 years ago
The question that 19th century gentlemen dreaded hearing: “Does this sash me look fat?”
Reader almost 5 years ago
Her latest gold-digging suitor turned into a toad, she was feeling pretty pleased with this wand that she had found.
Another Take almost 5 years ago
Magic Hair Removal Tube my royal arse.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
Bob never believed that old expression:
“Once a queen, always a queen … but once a knight’s enough!”
Rev Phnk Ey almost 5 years ago
Woeful moments in phallic portraiture.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
“What ? This old thing? Why, I picked it up for a song at Marshall’s …”
betseytacy almost 5 years ago
did steve make a mistake? should it be “Miss I-Like-Carolina instead”?
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
Will you hurry up, George? How long does it take to fix a little hole in my stockings?
pkdphd almost 5 years ago
Don’t make me come over there to spank you.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“I’m royalty. I should NOT have to light the barbecue myself.”
mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Maria de las Mercedes of Orléans:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:La_reina_Mar%C3%ADa_de_las_Mercedes_de_Orleans_(Museo_del_Prado).jpg
(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting. Other versions has strip coloration.
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=11160
https://www.museodelprado.es/recurso/ojeda-y-siles-manuel/7591c5bf-6fc9-4f0c-a875-3cd144fd554c
http://dbe.rah.es/biografias/30667/manuel-ojeda-y-siles
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2349 (December 12, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
“It’s not a train, it’s a blaparoonie soaker for errant farts. Knock off this ‘train’ crap.”
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The new metallic dresses worked well for portraiture. But it was impossible to walk anywhere.
anomaly almost 5 years ago
“Calm down, boys. You paid for an hour and it’ll take that long to strip all this off.”
gcarlson almost 5 years ago
Looked her up from the painting title. Sad story – she married the King of Spain in January, 1878 and died of typhoid that June, shortly after turning 18.
katzenbooks45 almost 5 years ago
“Dude Looks Like a Lady”.
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
HRH Sofia decided that a blue sash was not regal enough. so she waved her magic wand and…
Impkins Premium Member almost 5 years ago
THIS disguise should get me a free pass Ladies Day at the Melbourne Oval… But it hurts my throat to yell “GO Carlton Blues” in a high falsetto" ! :>)
GoComicsGo! almost 5 years ago
“Why is he taking so long to get the drinks?”
A.Ficionada almost 5 years ago
“Oh nuts, this isn’t the remote!”