The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 26, 2019

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    AllishaDawn  almost 5 years ago

    Return shipping is cheaper in bulk.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    December 26, when the Theory of Christmas gets complicated.

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    Kids come up with a lot of hard questions.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    They’re his licensed agents in your area.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Local outlets for convenience.. you want to drive to the North Pole to return a broken 5$ toy..

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    comixbomix  almost 5 years ago

    C’mon, guys – I know you’re only “Brutus & Gladys Thornapple”, but, if you can’t manage to dance your way around Wilberforce??? Well, how did you even manage to dress yourselves?

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    ncorgbl  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, grow up!!

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    wingrest  almost 5 years ago

    they send them back to him direct no charge

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    ayespin  almost 5 years ago

    Now would be a good time to introduce him to store outlets.

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    mmmmary  almost 5 years ago

    I thought he was going to say, “Why does every thing say Made in China on the bottom?”

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    pchemcat  almost 5 years ago

    Not everyone is allowed to know where his shop is located. He must keep it a secret. Gifts are returned to a store, then the stores take the gifts to secret warehouses. Santa will send his helpers to the warehouses, which are located all over the world to pick up unwanted gifts. It is all very hush-hush.

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    Here is a Santa question: My wife came from a family where Santa wrapped the presents, but he never wrapped them in our family. Which did you do?

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    claudia.sawyer  almost 5 years ago

    Isn’t he a little too old to believe that nonsense?

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    adrianrune  almost 5 years ago

    And if naughty kids don’t get presents, why did that mean bully at school, the one with rich parents, get better presents than everyone else in my class? (My mother and father didn’t encourage my siblings or me to believe in Santa Claus. We knew where the presents came from. I think it saved them a lot of time and trouble in explaining why some kids got better presents than others. Of course, they had a firm opinion on what Christmas was supposed to be about.)

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    celtickat53  almost 5 years ago

    Because Santa has an agreement with stores in the mall to accept returns. Then, later, he comes to the stores and picks things up! After all, Santa is tired from his trip around the world.

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    Kevin Green Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So, does that mean if I get a Nintendo Switch for Christmas it’s actually a knock-off made by Santa’s elves instead of a real one?

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