Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for December 26, 2019

All I have to do is open the fridge, and TOUCH the shredded cheese bag.

Okay, but to the people who made the tv commercials that all start with a doorbell ringing – why? Why do you hate me and my dogs??

MY poor, stupid dogs go crazy every time they hear a doorbell on tv Commercials and I, like an idiot, keep trying to explain to them the difference between real life and Memorex (because they do understand)

“No, Guys its ok! “Boys, please!”“No guys, its just The tv! The Tv! THE TV!”

”No there is NOBODY at the F@#$&*#% door! I WILL NEVER BUY THIS – what are they even advertising??? AAargh! It is just the television!“

People buy a lot of cheese

I run the dairy department for a grocery store, and sales figures say that a quarter of the dollar volume for my entire department comes from just the cheese aisle

I must have missed the memo on cheese. I rarely have it and I never gave any to my dogs.

On a different tangent, our kitties loved to watch hockey…kept trying to snag the puck.

Good thing they don’t have the Gravy Train commercials anymore.

Breathes there a dog who does not like cheese?

Cheese is great for hiding their pills in. They usually wolf it down without even knowing they took the medicine.