Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 08, 1998

Transcript:

Charlie Brown sits in a chair. He looks up from reading a book and says, "Did the mailman come?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown stands on the front porch step and rubs his chin, saysing, "I hate to look."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown looks at the mailbox and says, "A person like me has to be very careful with valentines."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown cautiously reaches towards the mailbox and says, "A person could be seriously injured when he opens the mailbox and a flood of valentines comes pouring out..."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown flips the mailbox door open and leaps back. he says, "Stand back! Stand back!"<BR><BR> On his knees, Charlie Brown stares at the empty mailbox.<BR><BR> He makes a closer inspection and stares deep into the mailbox.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown sits on the ground, propped up against the mailbox. He says, "And even if you received only one valentine, you could get a bad paper cut when you opened it."<BR><BR>