Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 20, 2020

IT is sad because IT is Ken.

BECAUSE he’s missing it, the evangelicals are happy.

Keep it to yourself, Ralph.

I’m sure you do, Ralph.

Is Joey Stivic the only doll that had one?

He needs plastic surgery. And let’s leave it at that!

Actually, there WERE a few…er…“Fully Equipped” male dolls over the last few years. They started off as a kind of a gag for the gay community, but they actually sold fairly well.

Ken is missing his…Barbie.

On a toy that is actually played with by children, small pieces might tend to break off anyway.

Ken is trying to figure out how did I get in this comic strip with these losers

Barbie is not happy.

Ralph likes nuts.

he lacks personality

He’s missing his special purpose!

He needs the wizzer to give him a wizzer.

Or is NewKen trans?

Check out these high school kids dancing through Oz. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2horVdXz70&t=311s

That is very humorous

All those dirty minds.. actually, he has always wanted a tattoo of Mom on his bicep and longer hair.

his virginity

Knees? Elbows?

Ken, after the divorce settlement.

The Honeymoon Barbie includes a marriage license and naughty bits.

Only one of you can procreate, about 6 years after she regains consciousness.

A pink corvette convertible?

Ahhhhh, so that’s why Barbie skipped out on him with GI Joe.

Relax everybody… it’s just an emerald surfboard.

Uummm… His genrtlemanly parts?

Barbie doesn’t have nipples, either, not to mention a v…

I heard this joke a month or two ago.

This gag is low-hanging fruit! I’ll see myself out…