Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 21, 2020

Yes, I can see how that would be an appropriate response.

“I think I’ll stick with the frosted nuts!”

No thanks. I’m tired of winter.

Who knew Ralph’s nuts were frosted?!? Guess I’d be willing to stick with the frosted nuts too, when the alternative was getting them removed…

So he’s a talking bear. What’s the big deal with that, evil Goldilocks?

Picanic baskets are hard to find these days. Poor bear has to do advertising to have his ten square meals a day.

In case you have ever wondered… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porridge

why is he luring her with porridge

Are frosted nuts the same as frosty nuts? I’m asking for a friend.

Boy, I actually did LOL at the drawing!

All I can think is Fozzie saying “No he’s a-not, he’s a-wearin’ a-neck-a-tie!”