Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 03, 2020

If it was a milli-pedicure it would take even longer.

Well, that ladybug is certainly bugged.

Is it piece rate or by the job?

Use a power sander, more time effective.

Harmonia Axyridis?

Both have their game faces on. Something going to give.

I finally found someone I really like to do my nails and now I’m afraid she won’t be able to recover, business wise, when this mess is over.

Asian Lady Beetle employees would gnaw them all tout de suite.

Just be glad you’re not a shoe salesperson.

The millipede is next!

I’d assume that this job is the equivalent of a business landing a big contract. Of course, the manicurist may just be an employee, and not sharing in the benefits of such a windfall. Hopefully she gets time-and-a-half after eight hours and a hefty tip from the customer!