Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 02, 2020

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    blunebottle  almost 5 years ago

    Works for me…

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    LOL! That’s exactly how it happens!

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Must be a Toys “R” Nuts…

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    Znox11  almost 5 years ago

    One of my favorites for other people’s kids is the “Bring in ’da Noise, Bring in ’da Funk” starter kit.

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    katzenbooks45  almost 5 years ago

    Two Christmases ago, my daughter got her step-sister’s three-year old an Elsa doll that sang “Let It Go”. They had the batteries out of that thing before New Year’s.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Pass on the Furby doll..unless you can speak Furbish.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    My brother tells a story of being ready to leave on of his wife’s family events, but she wasn’t at all. Somehow, one of her nephews got a hold of my brother’s duck call….

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Any noisy toy is grating and so are the squeakers in the dogs rubber toys…AUUUUUURGH!

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    anomalous4  almost 5 years ago

    My outlaws were visibly disappointed when my son didn’t show much interest in the Fisher-Price drum set they gave him for his second Christmas…

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Oh the original Big Wheel! And a promise of chocolate chip cookies and chocolate ice cream if our kids could ride around our block 25 times. Those were the days. But where were they when our grand kids showed up?

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    JohnFarson19  almost 5 years ago

    The worst was Tickle Me Elmo. I just about had to sell my souls to get that brackin fracking thing. And the thing was cute as heck. For the first 10,000 Elmo laughed. By the second hour, I was ready to pull the stuffing out of Elmo. “uh ha ha ha hee hee” AAAAAAAAAAAUGH. No one had to tickle Elmo after a while, he giggled on his own. Evil Elmo. The happiest day of my life was when my daughter got sick of TME.

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    banjinshiju  almost 5 years ago

    My maternal grandfather once gave me a drum for Christmas when I was very young. My parents made sure I brought it with me the next time I visited him. He later gave me a butter knife and asked me how did the drum worked.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    After all, what are friends for?

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    Nuke Road Warrior  almost 5 years ago

    Grandparents revenge on their children.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Guess what the other folks are getting your kids.

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    oakie817  almost 5 years ago

    one Christmas, I was about 10, my grandmother sent me a drum set…she lived in CA I lived in RI

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    i’d like to find the guy who invented squeaky shoes for kids and let him know how i feel about his invention by taking a pair upside his witless head…

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    stevenxfiles  almost 3 years ago

    Never buy play dough or the slime toys. Absolute mess!

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Hmm…

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