Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 30, 2019

Now magically remove the ice cubes from this soda so I don’t have to drink it before it get’s all watered down.

now Phoebe has just plain apple juice

Remind me to keep Marigold away from Liberace. Feel free to use that joke if you think it works.

Doesn’t take much for Marigold’s jealousy to get out of hand, does it?

This is when she tosses the now-flat and ruined juice in marigold’s face, right? No?

“Somebody owes me a burp!”

Well, darn! The bubbles don’t last that long anyway!

So how can she be sure Marigold is doing something to the juice as opposed to being on an apple juice high:-)?

What will Mari do if she comes across sparkling wit?!

If THOSE sparkles make her feel insecure, she may need to see the unicorn psychologist.

Don’t be the fun police, Nostrils.

Get a handle on your jealousy, Marigold.

It doesn’t matter so long as the magic spell improved the taste.

Now that’s not cool, Marigold. Drinking it without the fizz takes all the fun out of it.

Soda bubbles used to hurt my tongue, so I had to swish it around to decarbonate it. Keep me away from Pop Rocks.

Just outsparkle it, jerk.

Now it isn’t nearly as good.

Wonder if she can cast that when you get that tingly feeling when your arm/leg goes to sleep?