Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 10, 2020

I can tell Pig where he can stick ONE cork but this is a family strip.

Question: If Pig keeps those corks in his nose, how will he smell?

Reminds me of this Hong Kong movie with a Chinese vampire who hopped up and down, and you could only stop him by pushing chopsticks up his nostrils…

Information leaks out no matter what you do to hold it in.

Maybe I should have recommended that to my students.

That made me laugh… Thanks.

I have a white noise generator, or my fan on, when I read. Noise distracts me too easily.

Great imagery, lol

Only heaven nose, er… knows how Pig learned to read!

Pig did you ever see the movie “Tommy” by the Who ? … Croc Power !

They say that it all goes in one ear and out the other, so shouldn’t he just have a cork in one ear?

Book in hand, corks in ear: of course someone’s going to walk up and start talking!

He will still smell like a pig.

Maybe his mouth should be plugged too just in case. May I suggest with an apple.

Just go drink the wine from those opened bottles.

Please, please don’t stick those corks back in your ears.

LOL! …..poor PIG…he needs guidance……

Reminds me of that Married With Children episode. Kelly started losing info when her brain got full.

I need to try this. Life hack!

Ironically, I was reading just last night with earplugs in my ears…..to block out distractions (such as nosey goats).

Maybe he should get headphones.

Put a cork in it, Pig!

How would he hear goat talking if he had corks in his ears?

Interesting theory there. I’ve long been aware that information does not come IN my ears very readily.

Oh, pig…….

Just look at the pictures.

STAND BACK, HE’S GOING TO SNEEZE!

I bet it does work, even if not the way Pig thinks

Double-barrel snout gun?

Well; at least you can’t smell the goat. And believe me, Billy-Goats smell awful!

He should use bananas, they keep alligators away too khekhekhe!

Plug every bodily orifice; it won’t help, Pig. Your problem is that you’re Pig….