The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 26, 2020

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    wldhrsy2luv  almost 5 years ago

    Only buy lottery tickets on stormy days?

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    wjones  almost 5 years ago

    OK; What are the chances of winning the lottery and being struck by lightning on the same day?

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    finkd  almost 5 years ago

    And then he had to use the thousand dollars as a co-pay for his hospital stay after he was struck by lightning.

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    Kalkkuna  almost 5 years ago

    The great thing about lotteries is the odds of winning are about the same whether you buy a ticket, or not.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    >Rim shot<

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Since you took the hit for us, I guess we don’t have to worry about it.

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    johnnydoc5  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve read that one is way more likely to be struck by lightning than they are to win the big jackpot lotteries.

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    paranormal  almost 5 years ago

    He failed to say he had bought over $2,000.00 in lottery tickets to win the $1,000.00!!!

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    I won 5 bucks a few months ago. Woo Hoo! Time to put that in my gas tank.

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    Argythree  almost 5 years ago

    At least somebody won something from the Powerball; I know I haven’t…

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