Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 22, 1991

Transcript:

Snoopy and Lucy sit on the ground. Lucy holds a box of cookies.<BR><BR> Lucy holds out a cookie to Snoopy. "Here, have a cookie," she offers.<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "Now that's one for you and now one for me.."<BR><BR> Lucy looks into the box. "I suppose we really should share these in a rational manner..."<BR><BR> Lucy stacks the cookies. She says, "I'm a human being so I should get five more..I'm also bigger than you so I get ten more..." Snoopy stares at the cookies.<BR><BR> Lucy examines the bottom of the box. "Women are superior to men so I get five more..also, I'm cuter..so that's worth another five..." she adds.<BR><BR> Lucy stands, holding an armload of cookies. "There, that seems pretty fair.."<BR><BR> Lucy walks away.<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "That's life..you always end up right back where you started.."<BR><BR>