It's not you, it's me
Spider: “Well, don’t you at least want to come back to my place and surf the web?”
Spider breakups are so difficult.
Ron Weasley’s nightmare date.
With spiders, I always get confused as to which eyes to look into.
The trick to mating with a female spider is to be the second guy to date her so she’ll be full. I hope the chicken asked Frodo for the loan of his spider-killing knife, Sting, or brought a case of Raid.
my counselor Samwise told me it just wouldn’t work out.
Ida No almost 5 years ago
Spider: “Well, don’t you at least want to come back to my place and surf the web?”
Alien-X almost 5 years ago
Spider breakups are so difficult.
katzenbooks45 almost 5 years ago
Ron Weasley’s nightmare date.
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
With spiders, I always get confused as to which eyes to look into.
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
The trick to mating with a female spider is to be the second guy to date her so she’ll be full. I hope the chicken asked Frodo for the loan of his spider-killing knife, Sting, or brought a case of Raid.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 5 years ago
my counselor Samwise told me it just wouldn’t work out.