Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 28, 2020

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    Ida No  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t jump into a tiger pit where the tigers are all armed with laser-guided heat-seeking scissors.

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    pcolli  almost 5 years ago

    Cut to the point.

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 5 years ago

    This is extremely funny! lol, for sure!

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    JeromeBlue Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    To do so is shear madness.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 5 years ago

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    sccooley  almost 5 years ago

    Sounds like a solid preposition.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    What about Edward Scissorhands?

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    He’s the type to hurt himself with child-proof scissors.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 5 years ago

    Do not TAUNT scissors.

    Do not make scissors angry. You wouldn’t LIKE them when they are angry.

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    All sharp advice!!!!! :)

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    amethyst52 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Do not play Rock, Paper, Scissors.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Clipitty do-dah!!

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    Zesty  almost 5 years ago

    In conclusion: run away from scissors.

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    Sir_DucksAlot  over 3 years ago

    In conclusion: Destroy every friggin scissors on the friggin planet :|

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