Close to Home by John McPherson for January 08, 2020

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    I believe her. I was never in a hurry to go see the dentist myself.

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    wldhrsy2luv  almost 5 years ago

    Not guilty.

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    bdviets  almost 5 years ago

    Bleeb is GUILTY!

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    I like my dentist. If I’m driving slowly, it’s only because the freeway is backed up…again!

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    katzenbooks45  almost 5 years ago

    You can get a bumper sticker that says, “I’m only speeding ‘cause I gotta poop.”

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    ACW1  almost 5 years ago

    Is Bleeb lying in bed?

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Going to my dentist regularly, all just part of the drill on my schedule.

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    derdave969  almost 5 years ago

    Candy bar! I’m going to get a candy bar!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Likely story!

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Why is the judge’s gavel clown/comedy sized?

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    Joseph McFarlane  almost 5 years ago

    Case Dismissed!

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    Xeacons1  almost 5 years ago

    What I wanna know is if she’s testifying, why’s the bailiff on the witness stand?

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Technical question… At first, I thought the flag was colored that way because it was a support for law-enforcement officers (thin blue line flag), but noticed the star field was blue. I wonder if these cartoons are drawn in black and white and get colored later in some venues?

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    suv2000  almost 5 years ago

    Who do you think the judge will believe you are that fine officer sitting there

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Case dismissed.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    Admit it! You were speeding, because you are addicted to laughing gas. ( gasp in the court room ) I rest my case.

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    epaphus8  almost 5 years ago

    “The court hereby rules in favor of redecorating this place with blond wood and a few potted plants, like in that fern bar where we had too many martinis at lunchtime.”

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “I find you GUILTY and hereby sentence you to gnarfel the Garthog!”

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    Send her to see Dr. Zell, instead of her regular dentist.

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 5 years ago

    The judge looks like Walter Matthau

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