Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 15, 2021

I didn’t know that was a thing. I guess it’s too late to use that excuse now.

I suspect the police just aren’t paying attention. Otherwise they’d see how many of those cruisers are flying down the highways at night.

Well that old Ford is not going to outrun an Anterrian Intergalactic cruiser

Nah. He’s just running late for the next Star Trek convention.

But the most important questions remain unanswered.

What make? What model? Stock or modified?

That excuse is out of this world.

You’d have… a nickel?