Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 15, 2022

And the other place doesn’t want you either.

I dunno. If he gets a good enough headwind that twirler on top will take him to the top of the mountain.

You can’t expect much from someone with a last name of Dudd can ya ?

Imagine getting rejected by both Satan and Saint Peter.

We really don’t want him back here, either

Make friends with a tall invisible rabbit – then we can see what he thinks

Don’t listen to him, Elroy. God will take anyone who asks Him into their heart. It doesn’t matter whether you’re cool or not.

The council decided it’s your hat! It’s too risky up here. It’s windy enough let alone that propeller beanie you wear….we can’t allow the clouds to be dispersed in disarray. Sorry!

He looks like he’s got John Bolton’s mustache! :)

The white, human version of Duane Dibbly from Red Dwarf.

There are no “do overs”, you get one shot.