Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 24, 2023

MontanaLady…could that be considered a face with big ears on the trophy?!

You can probably kiss that dream of becoming a Navy Seal goodbye, too

Don’t worry – grades way to high for politics or attorneys, so settle for doctor.

“Son, you gotta have a porpoise in life.”

I don’t think this parent fully understands the function of this report card. Companies like Sea World don’t usually differentiate this way between possible candidates at such an early age. I bet by the time he’s old enough he will be able to integrate into the Sea World world.

The Navy can use him to attach mines to ships.

Dolphin shame…

Good!

He’ll have to really study hard if he wants to ace his ’fin’als.

At least his grades are above a sea level