Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 19, 2023

Making mountains out of molehills to attract the Weismann’s of the world.

And after the nose job, comes the boob job, and then the lipo-suction.

Madonna wore a set like that

Years ago, back in the ‘70s, one of my friends made a life-sized snowwoman. He based it on his voluptuous paramour’s figure and located it in their front yard. He had to cover two of the largest flower pots he could find with the snow to achieve the affect (humor? realism? humor and realism?) that he wanted. I don’t recall how long he had to sleep on the couch.

Snowman prosthetics?

I’ve always loved snow cones. :) :)

If you look at the old movies from the 1930’s-40’s 50’s women had small breast. Now huge and gaudy looking. You can see world’s morals falling every year. It’s fatal.

Reminds me of bullet bras of the 40’s – 50’s!

Watch out

Here she comes…

Let me think: Top actresses: Emma Stone, Sandra Bullock, Meryl Streep, Emma Watson, Julia Roberts, Gwyneth Paltrow etc,

There are a few otherwise, like Halle Berry, Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, but…

Don’t forget to remove the brain and the moral compass.

And I will give you a personal fitting at no extra charge…

Hey, ice boobs!!

But if you work in Hollywood you’ll need to have daily replacements. Especially when under the hot lights of the movie set.