Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for May 27, 2023

Bon appetit spike. Might need little salt.

Just quit while you’re a head

I planted some ‘deer resistant’ flowers. The experts were wrong.

You’re not hungry, you’re already stuffed.

Besides, it looks like a clown face. :)

You can get those plastic flowers for a little under two bucks.

I want to meet the taxidermist who prepared, stuffed and mounted those two — he seems to have gone above and beyond.

He just wants something to chew on.