Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 17, 2023

Yeah, Billy Ostrich will never pass that class.

Billy appears to have thumbs, he could hitchhike

My Momma done toooooold me….

Maybe a Falcon.

Some birds were just not hatched to fly.

I didn’t get my license until I was 17, I think.

So that’s why his parents always said “Billy, you’re grounded!”.

Drive it like you stole it – park it like you rented it. Shotgun Billy listening to Sheryl Crow.https://www.songfacts.com/lyrics/sheryl-crow/shotgun

Noooo! Then they’ll know

That’s a lot of worms in that apple! :)

Failure to launch? Mom and Dad should have pushed him out of the next long ago.

Love his answer on the failed test: “Updrafts are for chimneys”!