Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 18, 2023

As he spits out hat and the badge, he says, ’Badges, we don"t need no stinking badges!"

“Oh cripes! It’s the Loam Ranger!”

I carry my license in my stomach, let me show it to you

Oh, no! It’s the game wormden!

I not hunting but gathering….

Quick, eat the evidence

Gulp and Deputy Fife is a tasty meal. Want some?

Can he write a ticket from inside the crop?

Is he mocking a killing bird?

…and if you DO have a license then you can eat me.

Pretty sure this worm only has jurisdiction down there in Worm World, so this Early Bird won’t be prosecuted. Enjoy your meal, Bird!