Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 21, 2023

That makes more sense.

Suggested by Jimi Hendrix? “’Scuse me while I kiss the sky” being heard as “kiss this guy”.

Quack Gobble, Quack Gobble. I said Duck Turkey.

Well it certainly feels like the sky fell!

“And did anyone ever tell you, you have a lisp.”

This guy’s the limit…for max. weight on the ladder.

Sometimes it’s unlucky to stand at the bottom of a ladder.

You should have said, “that guy is falling”!