Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 23, 2023

Don’t disrespect the chosen….

But Eve is here, idiot!

I’ve met a lot of people that have eaten from the tree of ignorance.

I take it that the fruit of ignorance is not forbidden.

Plus, he is offering FREE Bliss!

Everyone thinks they’re apples, but they’re really dingleberries.

and half of America have went for the half-price sale

And we’ve been paying the price ever since!

Hosea 4:6 My people destroyed by lack of knowledge (ignorance) Was Not the unknown fruit that caused Adam and Eve to sin but their disobedience of God’s command – don’t eat.And Adam blamed both God and Eve saying, “that woman YOU gave me, gave me fruit and I ate it.” Genesis 3:12. But God was just to forgive Adam and Eve but they still paid a heavy price for their sin. Pain, sickness, and physical death of course. But John 3:16 offers eternal life thru Christ Jesus. Free of charge.

He’s Eden good in the neighborhood.

The GOP Genesis

Looks like the version of Eden in this cartoon universe differs a little from the myth that prevails in ours. One tree’s fruit promises ignorance (wait, he doesn’t have that already?), another’s, knowledge of good and evil. What else is out there — grow bigger, grow smaller? Alice in Wonderland and Superman’s red kryptonite both came to mind.