Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 16, 2024

No, they have obviously been used.

Nope. They’re evidence in bodily assault charge.

Not until the forensic team arrives…..

I see what you mean. They don’t appear to be killy enough.

Do you have the original receipt and the package they came in?

She has an evil fox on her chest!!!!!!!! :)

He has every right to return them. Look how they barely penetrated his body, and didn’t cut deep enough to cause a mortal wound. Clearly an inferior product.

Not in used condition. Shall I order an ambulance for you, sir?