Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 21, 2024

Don’t we all?

I see faces everywhere. And eyes! Ahhhh!

Mine always speeds up on weekends.

Just use a stop watch then you can have all the time you want

You can get those at Einstein’s.

Just take Monday’s off. Four day week like a lot of my workers did when I owed my Masonry biz. And then they needed to leave at noon Friday and always complained that their checks were small. I started working 4 day week taking Friday off. And set up future new jobs on Friday or just spent time with wife and family. Worked better for everyone.

Come back the last week of October. If you pay now, I’ll have one then that will give you a guaranteed 49 hour weekend.

Don’t we all want that.

Ticking away the minutes that make up a dull day…

“Sorry, we don’t stock those. Try one of the stores in Diagon Alley.”