Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 21, 2024

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    Don’t we all?

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 3 months ago

    I see faces everywhere. And eyes! Ahhhh!

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Mine always speeds up on weekends.

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    Devils Knight  3 months ago

    Just use a stop watch then you can have all the time you want

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    derdave969  3 months ago

    You can get those at Einstein’s.

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    Just take Monday’s off. Four day week like a lot of my workers did when I owed my Masonry biz. And then they needed to leave at noon Friday and always complained that their checks were small. I started working 4 day week taking Friday off. And set up future new jobs on Friday or just spent time with wife and family. Worked better for everyone.

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    bluecat  3 months ago

    Come back the last week of October. If you pay now, I’ll have one then that will give you a guaranteed 49 hour weekend.

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    megerkey  3 months ago

    Don’t we all want that.

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    crazeekatlady  3 months ago

    Ticking away the minutes that make up a dull day…

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Sorry, we don’t stock those. Try one of the stores in Diagon Alley.”

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