Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 20, 2024

You’re dealing with the wrong agent and definitely using the wrong collateral.

Okay, I can give you a 30 year loan. But you’ll have to go into stasis 2.5 months each year in our experimental laboratory. That is roughly all your weekends and vacation time combined, so the good news is that you should be able to keep your full time job.

Long term finance. Want to borrow a cool million with payment 100 bucks a month at 5% with death insurance? Can do?

He should try hitting up the profile of a man in his hair for some money. :)

Ohh, I want that 5% interest.