Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 14, 2024

Plastic will just make him bounce and then splat.

I hope that was the inventor of the paper one testing it. Serves him right!

Thick enough paper would catch him: imagine tree trunk thickness.

gop still behind the 8 ball.

They’ve made a breakthrough in their study.

Do I see faces in the flames? :)

Actually, it doesn’t settle anything. It just raises some questions about product testing and quality control over at the company that supplies those things.