Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 27, 2020

He will play?! Going to be a hiding, then,,,

If Nate’s spine really did get crushed, wouldn’t he be dead or at least paralyzed?! Good to know that it was just a pretzel stick..

Isn’t it normal for your back to crack? Happens to me all the time!

Yay! I stayed up late, woohoo…….

Is he still going to eat the pretzel?

Sigh… (rolls eyes)

If you did break your spine, you would collapse by now.

Shoutout to Texas Smash for suggesting this! Would you rather: Be Gina’s servant for a week or buy Mrs. Godfrey whatever snack she wants (anytime) for a week.

I fell down the basement stairs and heard a crack, OMG! But, I didn’t feel very hurt. Turns out I landed on a cheap plastic cabinet and cracked it.

Nate should be the Drama King

Well it totally depends on what kind of pretzel it is. Synder’s, it’s all good. Great-value, Nate you deserve to have your spine broken.

Hey Napoleon: Give me some of your pretzel sticks!” (NAH, doesn’t flow as well…)

He grabbed his butt?

A pretzel stick does not crack that loud. And it would not cause someone to think that their spine broke.

Nate’s version of Chubby Hugs from Get Fuzzy.

I just love big nate. it’s hliarious

i just love big nate. it’s hilarious

you sound like you have a pretzel all the time

If Whitey actually crushed Nate’s spine, Nate wouldn’t no longer be able to stand. BTW that was a loud crack for a pretzel.

Am I unbanned

So I guess he was as-salted

that had so much potential to be a good arc… oh, it’s a pretzel

Oh. Wow.

bruh he was still standing AFTER HE BROKE HIS FRICKING BACK!!? WHAT?

oh thank god! we don’t need violence in this book

Nate’s expression looks funny in panel 2. :-D

what is wrong with your face nate?!?!??!

False alarm!

oh, THANK GOD

what a relief!

ayo nate

BRUH