Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 02, 1994

Transcript:

Sally sits in a chair and looks at some papers.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown and Snoopy sit in a beanbag. Snoopy thinks, "Rosebud?"<BR><BR> Sally walks up behind Charlie Brown and Snoopy. She says, "Here, big brother . . I've got some papers for you to sign . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown asks, "What sort of papers?"<BR><BR> Sally replies, "On this one you agree to help me with my homework every night for the rest of your life . ."<BR><BR> Sally continues, "With this one you declare that all the help you give me will guarantee perfect grades . ."<BR><BR> Sally holds up a paper and says, "Here's the third one . ." Charlie Brown says, "The third one?"<BR><BR> Sally reads, "I do explicitly affirm that even though I signed the first two papers, I am not completely out of my mind!" Charlie Brown and Snoopy sink down into the beanbag.<BR><BR>