Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 05, 1995

Transcript:

Charlie Brown sits in a chair wearing his baseball hat. He sighs. He gets up and walks down the sidewalk.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown sits at Lucy's psychiatric help booth. Lucy says, "So you say you've been depressed . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown replies, "Yes, we had a bad season . ."<BR><BR> Lucy asks, "Is baseball the only thing you ever think about?" Charlie Brown replies, "Actually, we didn't have a real bad team . . It was our right fielder who was so bad!"<BR><BR> Lucy asks, "What was wrong with her?" Charlie Brown replies, "She's the worst player in the history of the game!"<BR><BR> Lucy asks, "But she was cute, wasn't she?" Charlie Brown says, "She couldn't catch a ball if it was handed to her!"<BR><BR> Lucy shouts, "Well, maybe if you'd get the ball over the plate now and then, we'd win a game, huh?" Charlie Brown looks shocked.<BR><BR> Lucy holds out her hand and says, "Five cents, please . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown sits in the bean bag and says, "Psychiatry has changed a lot lately . ."<BR><BR>