Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 19, 1995
Transcript:
Sally looks behind her and says, "I thought I heard someone singing 'Bringing in the Sheaves.'"<BR><BR> A boy rings the doorbell. He says to Sally, "Hi! I'm from that new storefront church a few blocks up the street."<BR><BR> The boy asks, "Would you like to come to our church?" Sally replies, "I already have a church . ."<BR><BR> The boy says, "We have good singing." Sally replies, "So do we . . Do you sing 'Blessed Assurance'?"<BR><BR> Sally continues, "Do you sing 'Sweet Hour of Prayer'?" The boy says, "We give our money in envelopes . ." Sally replies, "Who cares?"<BR><BR> The boy says, "My dad is the preacher." Sally replies, "Good for him."<BR><BR> The boy continues, "He says the world is coming to an end . ."<BR><BR> Sally replies, "I feel that way every time I get on the school bus."<BR><BR> The boy turns to leave and says, "Anyway, you know where we are . ." Sally replies, "I'm always here."<BR><BR> Sally stands behind the bean bag and tells Charlie Brown, "Those deep theological discussions wear me out . ."<BR><BR>
phoenixnyc about 2 years ago
Religion: the only communicable mental illness.