Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 26, 1995

Transcript:

Peppermint Patty sits at her desk looking at a test and thinking.<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "True or false . . 'If the truth be known, it's false.'"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty reads from her test, "'He who would distinguish the true from the false must have an adequate idea of what is true and false.'"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says as she writes, "'Ring out the old, ring in the new . . Ring out the false, ring in the true.'"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "'All was false and hollow!' 'True as the stars above!' 'Live pure, speak true!'"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty reads, "'Be so true to thyself, as thou be not false to others.'"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty kneels on the desk and reads, "'That he is mad, 'tis true!'"<BR><BR> She stands on the desk and says, "There you are, ma'am . . Finished with a flourish!"<BR><BR> Marcie whispers, "This was a multiple choice quiz, sir . ."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "Failed with a flourish!"<BR><BR>