In Security by Bea R. for January 10, 2020

The many moods of Sedine . . .

…This won’t end well… o_O

“Blossom into her Full Potential”? I suppose Getting Pregnant is too early.

You know I was Joking, right?

P.S. You forgot to draw a cape on Sedine in that third panel. ;)

Somewhere in America, three mainframe servers crashed in protest.

And why were those cat ears so readily available for Se…..

Nevermind.

“There’s no such thing as bad publicity”, we’re about to see that get challenged bigtime!

I wanted to make you an internet celebrity Sedine, but Bea didn’t want to draw you that way! XD

You know this is pretty interesting, right now we’re technically seeing the “unemployed loser trope”, but I really just can’t see Sedine that way, and I doubt anyone else can either, even if she never finds a job.

What could possibly go wrong?

I love the smell of cybernapalm in the morning….

Keep it clean, Sedine.

Very good work on the eyes today, Ms. Bea!

We had one (internet celebrity) visit our office doing the First Amendment thing. Long lines at the office. In our defense my office is an old outdated small capacity but if you search for the office locations ours is first instead of the bigger ones recently built. So folks come here not knowing of bigger offices. So she shows up phone on a stick and starts in about how the “Master?!” makes folks wait outside (no seats available inside….duh). She goes on ranging from simple questioning to a rough aggressive questioning using harsh wording. She also came at the lunch break times so our internet star started in on how that was just stupid….to let folks eat?? Hmmmm. Anyway she then tries to excite the crowd to her observations……..the crowd tolerated her till one customer got up in her face telling her to get out and mind her own business…….she tried to check him about her “Rights” and he got up on her telling her to get out!! She left seeing the customers while waiting they were in no mood for her antics. A 55 year old female seeking internet fame!

Thought Sedine already was.

For tips, go over to the the Nancy strip by Olivia Jaimes. Nancy has spent a tremendous amount of effort trying how to figure out how to become an internet celebrity with the minimum effort.

Well, if the Kardashians could, you can too.

I know several “internet celebs” and the only thing they really did for me was show me that if you are on the second floor, your destination is on the fourteenth floor, and the only working elevator arrives with one of them on it— it is time to take up walking stairs as a form of exercise.

Is she about to start selling used bath water?

She’ll be purged from FB in no time!

There are some “cam girls” making quite a bit of money.

Hubba-Hubba!

I’m sure she’ll have better luck that I would. I have been looking for work since I had been made redundant back in 2015. I’m lucky to get a temp job here and there, but I am in dire straits. I had put twenty years in that company, and now it feels like I have nothing left to move on with.

So, what is my true potential? Well… I like to draw, and I have done some stories in Fanfiction.net. So I have decided to try my luck with writing original stories, and even add some illustrations to go with them. My goal is to have my first novel published this year.

Wish me luck…!

In the first panel Sedine got a email notification. Maybe it’s an actual job offer?

Maybe Sedine is having a hard time finding a job due to either most people not believing she’s in her early 20s or her police record.

Uh Oh…

The Internet will never be the same….

Oh, Sedine… you’re already an internet celebrity :P