Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 05, 1996

Transcript:

Linus says to Snoopy, who is wearing an eye patch, "I thought that pirates taught their parrots to talk . ."<BR><BR> Linus says, "You know, like, 'Pieces of eight! Avast, y' scurvy scum!'"<BR><BR> Woodstock speaks.<BR><BR> Woodstock falls off Snoopy's shoulder and lands on his head. Snoopy thinks, "He can't do two things at once . ."<BR><BR>